Hormone Shitshow - Organic Loose Leaf Blend (2oz)
Hormone Shitshow - Organic Loose Leaf Blend (2oz)
Hormone Shitshow - Organic Loose Leaf Blend (2oz)

Hormone Shitshow - Organic Loose Leaf Blend (2oz)

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Ashwagandha and vitex team up to support your adrenal and reproductive balance, helping to level out wild mood swings and PMS chaos.

Black cohosh and red clover bring relief to menopause-related madness like hot flashes and night sweats, while chamomile and lavender calm your frazzled nervous system.

Peppermint adds a soothing kick for digestion, and licorice root helps balance cortisol levels—because you don’t need stress making things worse.

Basically, it’s a botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs. Your hormones are on a fucked-up roller coaster designed by a drunk toddler with anger issues. This tea is the emergency brake that gets you off Satan's tilt-a-whirl.

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind study

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